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1. How do you mend a broken jack-o'lantern?
• With a pumpkin patch. •
2. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
• He had no body to dance with. •
3. Why don't mummies take vacations?
• They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. •
4. Why do witches use brooms to fly?
• Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. •
5. What did one ghost say to another ghost?
• Do you believe in people? •
6. What do you call someone who poisons a person's cornflakes?
• A cereal killer. •
7. What kind of streets do zombies like best?
• Dead ends. •
8. What does a vampire never order in a restaurant?
• A stake sandwich. •
9. What do birds give out on Hallowe'en night?
• Tweets. •
10. What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
• A blood vessel. •
(Hey, I never said these were high-brow. LOL.)
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