31 October 2007

Hallowe'en Riddles

Highlight between the dots to see the answers.

1. How do you mend a broken jack-o'lantern?

• With a pumpkin patch. •

2. Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?

• He had no body to dance with. •

3. Why don't mummies take vacations?

• They're afraid they'll relax and unwind. •

4. Why do witches use brooms to fly?

• Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy. •

5. What did one ghost say to another ghost?

• Do you believe in people? •

6. What do you call someone who poisons a person's cornflakes?

• A cereal killer. •

7. What kind of streets do zombies like best?

• Dead ends. •

8. What does a vampire never order in a restaurant?

• A stake sandwich. •

9. What do birds give out on Hallowe'en night?

• Tweets. •

10. What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

• A blood vessel. •

(Hey, I never said these were high-brow. LOL.)

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